Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Birthday Post

The First Day
Well, my birthday started as a complete sham.
So it's the 24th and i wake up and plan to get ready to go to the coast - divine was supposed to be taking me for a shopping trip as they have the outlets of some major shops which i am lovin.
It gets to about 11am and i thought ok i should be shopping by now but no. I woke him up and asked him what he was doing...
His response "Trying to sleep"
I kicked the bed like a child and slammed the door and took his car to the food store. When i get pissed off i get hungry and feel the need to shop and the food store was the closest place with a bit of open road to blow out his car.
So i'm ploddin round my local in my jammy's ( yes i know this is insane but i forgot in the heat of the moment) How crazy is this though, my jammy's are so nice noone noticed haha i pulled it off!!
So i get home with his card and 4 shopping bags in hand.
He was in the shower - perfect timing. I turned on all the hot taps downstairs - yeh BIATCH feel the cold and wake ur sorry ass up.
He screamed like a tortured whale. Free willy i hear you cry. lol.
So about 12pm we are both showered and ready to go and back to being civilised to each other. We are out on the open road heading for the coasts shopping centre.
After a long butt breaking journey we arrive after 2 fights and 1 stop for kisses nothing more...
As he has friends who live there we park up and surprise surprise one of them is home. Lucky me i get to spend my birthday with him and ....
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his friend. Whoopi doo!! - Not happy can u tell.
Anyway, so we walk into the town centre and start browsing. I browse then go back and buy and if it is not there when i go back to buy it wasn't meant to be. So by 4pm i have acquired at least 4 ok i will be honest 8 bags. I am on a shopping high, i go into a next shop and he says he wants to go somewhere else, i am like go bout ur business i am among good friends (shops and footwear) then god must have been smiling on me as he reached into his wallet and gavev me his card. My eyes must have lit up with pound signs like kakakakachingggg £££££££
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These were the exact words:
"Take my card and go do the rest of ur shopping on it"
My heart was pounding and my feet were springing. By the time 7:59 came which is when the shops shut down there i needed a new pair of shoes as my feet were burning through them from walking so much and i needed a drink i had about 25 shopping bags hangin from me i felt like a well off pack horse.
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So off i trotted to find divine and i strolled right into him and friend chatting up two other girls.
Blog fam u will be so proud, i didn't schizo. I kindly asked him to hold my shopping bags whilst still clutching to his card and made my way over to the bar and ordered a 5 litre jug of the strongest cocktail and sat and looked out onto the ocean i was HAPPY. 2 minutes later he had the cheek to ask what the matter was. I told him that nothing was the matter and i just needed a drink. So without me asking any questions we went onto enjoy the night and went home.

The Next Night

Family night tonight - The table was booked for 8 but had to be changed to 7:30 - my moms has issues. So i leave 2 messages on divines cell one a text the other voice. He didn't seem to receive either which pissed me off cos i knew he was lying but moving on.
So in the morning he tells me he will be home at 7 the latest it is now 7:10 and we are ready to leave.
No sign of divine.
7:25 creeps up and we are just leaving - the place is right round the corner from my place so we leave now.
We get there still no sign ......
8:10 crawls round now i am severly pissed in both terms one on champs and the other just pissed off - so i make a fuming call investigating his whereabouts he has just reached home. I told him to walk as i took my car and there was no way i was driving home one i had already been through 1 bottle of champs and 2 its my birthday. So he hotstepped to the place and finally took his seat. The meal turned out to be better than i expected and that night i slept like a baby - this is properly due to the amount of liquor inside me!!!
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The 3rd and Final day...
Independence day if u wish...
Divine did not want to indulge in another night of my rage against him being an asshole so i went solo with the girls and my some of my aged fam - cuz etc.
So we are out on the town strolling trying to find a place to settle, we find one catch a couple drinks and think of another. We get to our nights destination and it is pretty dead so we decide to fuel up whilst we can still see the bar.
Very good idea within 45 mins the place was jammed from ass to ass. I was groovin on the dancefloor'myspace and the peeps got 'myspacethen i went back to suppin those shots like a trooper, the more i drunk the less i felt drunk.(I'm not an alchi) It was all good - more and more people turned up and more and more drinks came in.
I have pics from the night but i need to collect and select if you know what i mean.
So i will leave you with most of my story and i hope you enjoyed.
Overall i think i had quite a well rounded birthday???
Show sum luv xxx
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xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, August 30, 2006   3 comments
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Hook, Line 'n' Sinker

Ok so before i get onto the proper blog i have to say this thursday on 24th it's ma Birthday !!!
I'm a young bud, so....


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Ok people, this is from the most famous Rob Macks blog, hope y'all like...

10 "You Ever" questions about blogging.
1. You ever think about asking a blogger who has no picture if they could send you one (or a few)?
Since i started as Mr Venomous Venom
was the first blog i read, i always wanted to see more than the eyes!!

2. You ever been scared or shy to leave a comment on someone's blog?
Yeh at first but it seems to have eased off. I think still sometimes wit girls blogs unless its
Missy cos she's the ma.
Oh yeh and i don't know why but Mr Slish
- he is a dude!!

3. Fellas, you ever think that you could be flirting with a man masquerading as a woman on blogger?
Not a fella.

4. You ever have one blogger that you have to check out no matter how busy you are?
Rob Mack and Missy - they always got somethin interestin to say and various others too many to mention and too much time doin nothin at work.

5. You ever feel bad because you can't get to everyone's blog?
At the moment at work i have not much to do once i get to tuesday, wednesday so i am always online pretty much and get to read ALOT. In the future who knows!!

6. You ever wanted someone, who goes to one person's blog, to come to yours as well without asking?
Yeh, various.

7. You ever dream about a blogger?
Not so far, i hope not as never met any of y'all!!!

8. You ever feel like delaying your next entry until you get a certain amount of comments from your latest entry?
It would be nice to get a run of comments but mine seems to be dry as (i wont finish that - leave it to ur imaginations and comments)!!!

9. You ever go to someone else's blog just to get to another blogger's page?Guilty!!!! Just done it Rob (sorry, on my home comp i ain't got the links)

10. You ever think of how long you'll be doing this?
Yeah, its weird. I suppose if i have somethin that i wanna share this is the place.

Hope y'all enjoyed!!!


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xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Tuesday, August 22, 2006   2 comments
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Terrorism at its worst

Over here in the UK, the media have blown some of this terrorism stuff out of proportion. What they haven't inflamed enough are the important facts like british security and parliament are poor, sorry VERY poor.
Prime example please read below:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4797945.stm

This article disgusts me, firstly for the pure fact that they felt that they had to mention that the guy in question was an Asian. I am wondering that by stating this fact might have made them feel better about themselves. What people seem to forget is some of britains well quite a large crowd of britains prestigious and maybe not so prestigious white men are muslims. So don't go out of your way to stop someone just because they look the part. Looks can be and are deceiving.

Moving onto another report on a terrorism scare that seems to have had an oversight:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4796199.stm

I don't think britain put enough emphasis on the fact that people are now and have been for a while training young children to be terrorists, so terrorist or not that child could have been a potential threat to many peoples lives.
As for butter wouldn't melt, some of todays childrens are the biggest *%$?& - i wont say the word but you know what i mean - why doesn't england come to its senses and for once try and stay one step ahead of these things rather than 5 steps behind. This is the sort of time that i really wish my mum and dad did decide to live in the US.
Along with all this terrorist action normal peoples lives and rights are being pushed away from them.
Typical time at the airport flying out to the US read this article below it really makes you think what is this country coming to:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4789593.stm

So as it states: "Passengers boarding US-bound flights and any items they are carrying, including those bought in departures, will be subjected to secondary search at the gate. No toiletries, cosmetics, drinks or liquids purchased in departures will be allowed on board, but food is allowed." - Yes i can understand after 9/11 the need for extra security.
However stating that you are not allowed to buy things in the airport and take them with you is ridiculous - allowing one set of passengers the right to buy and antagonising the passengers flying to the US is unfair, they should at least imply the rule that you can order and collect on the way back. One rule for one and another for someone else - it shouldn't be allowed. But hey it has been going on for a while -
Terrorists - Welcome to the UK.
British citizens - Fuck off!

I don't know?
Any opinions - oh and sorry if i went on a bit.
xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Thursday, August 17, 2006   8 comments
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Music Makers vs No Rhythm

Ok so sorry for this nonsense blog that is about to follow but i am on a mates comp with nothin to do.
Music makers are the brothers that have it all well most of it and the ones with almost none or just totally no rhythm are the ones that you will always like and probably end up with but seem to only be there for the security issue. I don't know how to explain it...
Maybe you guys can help... Hit me back with that one.
In the past i seem to have always ended up with the brother from another mother the one with no rhythm whatever you wanna call it, and for most of the time with a couple of these guys i would see the music makers and see the greener grass but then step back like, OK if i go there things might go wrong.
I suppose it is the bad boys vs good boys again. Good guys always end up gettin hurt for the guys that will hurt the girl that leaves them.
WHY???
Why can't it just be black and white. BLACK and WHITE.

Slidin over to another side of another story (i did say this may be a bit random)
I know everyone has their preferences but what are they, mine is a red boy or darker.
Never been with a white guy, its weird cos when i tell people this they look at me like but don't you think you are missing out. I don't know.
Once again peeps i am callin on you for help, get ur peeps to help.
Opinions please.

This was one crazy ass blog. Sorry. I hope it made sense.

I'm off.

Bit off a rank colour don't you think?!? xxx

xxS*Bxx

posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, August 16, 2006   2 comments
When you *bite* off more than you can chew!!!



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It's a tough world for guys really. Well not all the time considering what women go through childbirth etc.
Women are very big teasers - don't hate girlies cos you know you are.
But on the note of continuation from friday nights events.
Yes mack he got a *snake*bite*.
This part is xrated (a little - so little ones cover your eyes)
He would have like to have gotten licked
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and not 'myspace .
People it might have been
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Sorry for all the pics people this is a bit of a babbling blog as i am in a HYPER mood.
Back to business...
Friday night consisted of lets backtrack...
Around 8pm i started babysitting, by the time green got there i was the spitting image of THE domestic goddess. I was so bored i had cleaned out all the cupboards and done all the washing up. How proud are you guys of me.

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The above are meant to be gold stars...
Anyway, around about 11:30 after checking on babygirl every half hour Green decided to turn up. The place was spotless and so was i. We sat and twiddled our thumbs and then it was "Down to business..."
I just looked at him and i knew what was comin, he got down on his knees and ...

People if you can think of an ending to this tense blog then please comment and i will reveal all.

xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, August 16, 2006   0 comments
Monday, August 14, 2006
Monday morning blues 'myspace

It is only monday and i am wishing it was friday ALREADY!
I am sure that it is not only me that feels this way when at work on this awful day that is called Monday.
Every monday morning i get into work at usual time around 8:30, now that i am off the coffee in the mornings and tea in the afternoon (unless it is herbal) the morning vibe aint jumping like it used to.
Paperwork, piled high, i start up my snow plow and half of it makes it way to timbucktu (my offices shredder).
As i mull through many papers that i wish weren't there, i think back to my illustrious weekend.
Friday night - babysitting - with guests
Saturday - Several birthday parties
Sunday - All day SLEEPING (well deserved - I think so)
Ok so not as extravagant as one would like but it kept me busy as you can see from sundays report.
Friday night was however the most enjoyable - It all started around 8ish, sparks who you might have heard of from previous blog absolutely mortified was going out with some friends which i really wasn't in the mood to see so i agreed to look after baby girl (my god daughter). She was out of the house by 8:15 sharpish heading to her friday night destination. She said that i could have friends over and eat all her food. I didn't eat but i had a friend, this friend for future reference shall be known as the green eyed monster, green for short- many reasons for this name which i might go into later.
So after green finished with his prior engagements he came over to sit with me until sparks got back. I made coffee as the dutiful hostess should (no i didn't drink any i had herbal tea instead)
After the formalities were over we moved onto his first, my third movie of the night. When said movie (that i made sure we had both seen so nothing was missed) was half way through, he made an announcment.
"Down to business"
I was like - WTF!
Ok before we go any further the reasons for the name green is because of
1. His irresistable eyes
2. His lack of willpower to give up the stuff

As i have to go home i will carry on tomorrow.

xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Monday, August 14, 2006   3 comments
Friday, August 11, 2006
Work with what you have and love the one that loves you...

Well my take on this phrase is that if you have something and have had this certain something for a while don't just discount it because of boredom.
Like they say the biggest thing will come in the smallest package, i think it is trying to say appreciate what you have for what it is and don't let your expectations exceed reality.

Infatuation is the thing that gets me.

I have been in love and when i say love i mean deep in love, i would have died for that person and there are still some feelings there.
But when you are infatuated with someone and it feels like love what is stopping it from turning into love???
Help me out people, as i really would like to know experiences and views...
Oh and remember 24th August it is my b/day. There hopefully will be a juicy report on that. Turns out all my plans cover about 3 weeks.


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posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Friday, August 11, 2006   2 comments
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Work with what you have and love the one that loves you...
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Does that make sense?

My auntie told me this when she emailed me about the Divine.

It puzzled me for a while but then i finally got it.

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xxS*Bxx
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, August 09, 2006   3 comments
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
At work and bored... 'myspace 'myspace

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Can you believe that there is actually a site at work and bored, when you are bored at work and feel like playing some games or getting a tarot reading etc, there is loads of stuff on there also there is a panic button, which made me laugh as it only really works if you work in admin otherwise your boss would look at it and ask you why you are looking at a spreadsheet. Bit stupid really. Lol!!
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There are so many sites for admin workers like myself (does get boring sometimes) i have made a small list below:
boreme.com - games, vid clips
atworkandbored - games, horoscopes, tarot readings and the all important PANIC!! button.
metacafe - loads of games and funny vid clips
badtree - this site is so funny, all chappelle shows, loads of family guy stuff (stewies plane ride is too funny!!)
I am sure there are many others but i can't really be bothered to list them. (Sorry peeps - google should have a list tho..)

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Ok, so far this particular blog has been really random, so to add to the randomness i have included some of the funniest carebears you have ever seen...

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'myspace It's a kinky carebear!
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'myspace I don't know what you heard about him - cos he is a P.I.M.P! (Sorry, i know it's corny but it had to be said)

Last but most definitely not least...

He's bad for you in every way...
'myspace It's the real KILLER bear!!!
So ladies and gents, that is my carebear show for now.
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How was it for you!?!

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posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Tuesday, August 01, 2006   4 comments
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