| Monday, January 15, 2007 |
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And that's the way the cookie crumbles...
Friday evening went extremely slow especially as i was doing sod all.
I spent the evening pampering my pooch (and when i say that i mean my new puppy!) - we watched tv and he watched me eat - he isn't allowed human food so he got a couple of treats.
He sat with me until early morning and we both fell asleep - it felt like the sappy version of turner and hooch! - I had a chinese for dinner - highlight of a quiet evening.
As the Saturday morning weather hit me like a woman scorned - i stayed put in my bed until i absolutely had to get out "to answer the door bell" - pup was barking full blast and couldn't ignore the incescent "ding sodding dong".
It was the fam - so i was sitting in my jamas clutching my baby and waiting for them to LEAVE without hinting to hard that i wanted to go back to bed!
So after an hour of small talk - it clicked *ding ding ding ding ding* - i have to feed the dog!!!
THEY LEFT can you believe it they LEFT - classic :D
For the rest of the day i did pretty much nothing until around midday when my favourite rich uncle came round for dinner then my friend (who i think is gay) came over to customise (rip) my jeans for the night ahead (ahhh!! good times!)
By late afternoon i was ready and raring to go - the night of my friends 21st Birthday - he will be known as "Closet King" for now "CK" for short! (the one who i think is gay)
So the preparations began:
4pm - Hair in rollers
5pm - Hot bath with Lush bath products mixed (Pink water!!!)
6pm - Moisturising and choosing of an outfit
7pm - Hair out and styled (didn't turn out how i wanted it so got my hairdressers cuz to fix it up straight!)
7:30pm - Make up and finishing hair and accesory touches
7:45pm - Out the door!!!! - PARTY!
How organized am i - correct me if i am wrong blog fam but i think that was one of goals to be more organized lol!
So moving onto how the night actually went - cuzzy got to mine in time to sort out my hair as said above - then we caught a lift with the mumzy to the drop point - as soon as we got into the spot it was half jumpin - so bubblin our way to the bar we got our first LARGE round and we were on our way to drunksville.
We met up with CK around 8:45pm - he was all hyped - well drunk! as he had been in there with his peoples since around 6pm (Hi my name is CK and i am an alcoholic).
As me and the cuz has already begun as we meant to go on - we soon caught up with them but kept our heads up!!
10pm came and upstairs opened and we relocated - CK was giving it the large about how he was gonna be dancing everyone off the dancefloor - did this happen??
What do you think!! - He is not known as CK for just one reason - Hi my name is CK and my excuse for being a pussy ass is chlostrophobia - IN A CLUB!!!!
Can you believe it the queen of camp handed in his resignation for the dancefloor after 1 dance not even 10 minutes 1 DANCE!!!!!!!
After retiring he begged and begged with me to go downstairs with him and that didn't happen.
Me and the cuz were rollin' up as he staggered off not so much in the sunset like a wounded cowboy with his possy of 4 in tow.
So the night continued with me and the cuz - we ran into a couple of guys who were cool to jus drink with which is rare.
Then the shit hit the fan - some midget looking 4ft and a fag paper girl came up to me and the cuz -
"Havin a good look are we girls??" - this is the point where i lost my temper considering i was already wound up by CK as he invited me out and left me and the cuz upstairs.
My head swung round like i was in the exorcist - "Who was that (obviously playing) - OH!! It was you (lookin down!!)"
I am such a bitch sorry BITCH!
Midget replied " Don't get lippy yeah"
It had officially become a battle - " I know you ain't talking to me you fucking pint sized gypsy"
"You are looking at my man - what is your problem???"
"Oh this is your man - i didn't know - oh so so so so so sorry - did you hear the sarcasm in my voice - you did oh good as it was used for a reason - now please oh please tell me why on earth i would have a problem standing at the bar talking to a couple of decent guys?? - but then wouldn't be able to tell me about that would you as you can't talk about something interesting for more than 3 seconds i believe it is called goldfish syndrome or in your case just being thick - so now get the fuck out of my ass and get to steppin..."
Well lets just say that was the end of her!!!
I am going to step off to work for now but i am sure to be back later to let you know how the rest of the night went with my cuz and her tongue and the morning after.
Peace out
xxS*Bxx |
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Monday, January 15, 2007  |
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| 2 Comments: |
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so... was one of the guys u were talking to her man? or was it just some random dude u probably made eye contact with?
chicks are crazy!
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He was a random guy at first then turned out to be her man that was the friend of the one i was talking to!!
Chicks these days are on some schizo business!
xxSBxx
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so... was one of the guys u were talking to her man? or was it just some random dude u probably made eye contact with?
chicks are crazy!