The Aftermath with Reflections (as promised) Morning blog fam, hope all is well with everyone. Let's recap on what i said i was going to do over the weekend just gone. 1. Dutty Wine play. 2. Sparks birthday 3. Reflections So first of all - Dutty Wine It was absolutely fantastic - even though with the potential mother in law and the seats were far up. SOOOOO funny. Defintely going to book tickets but with better seats. One girl got up on stage and mashed it up proper. The girl (well not sure whether it was a he she) that was her competition was TRASH she was jumpin around like she was ravin to drum n bass - the audience including myself booed her ass off the stage. In the process of shouting at her to get off and laughing to the point of needing the toilet i knocked my lemonade over my bag then forgot about it and put the bag on my jeans (light blue denim) - so as i walked out of the theatre it looked like a wet myself. Not very comfortable to walk in and for some of the looks you can only imagine  Right so lets move on from my discomfort shall we... Sparks' Birthday From the beginning which technically would be the shopping part - i already had my top and shorts with the white shoes?!?! I will made a quick sidenote to say over in the UK - there used to be a saying that only hookers wear white shoes or essex (an area in the UK) girls as many are sluts - but Dave Chapelle changed that theory for me as he made is CRYSTAL CLEAR that hookers wear CLEAR heels  So on the saturday morning i went over to see how the preps were going for her big night out. She was pretty freaked as she wasn't sure what time the babysitter was turning up but that soon stopped in its tracks as i got hold of her brother and he agreed to do the night in with child thing - otherwise known as babysitting. So we went to pick up the brat (my beautiful goddaughter!!!) from her father. Then went shopping for a belt that i am thinking of taking back as i didn't wear it and probably wont anytime in the future. She kept saying i could shower at hers but I DON'T THINK SO - for some reason if i can avoid it i will stay away from other peoples toilets unless i can help it. So i rushed home took time in the bathroom perfecting things as best as i could - traditional ritual of make up etc was done at Sparks (pictures will be posted when i get the cd of photos) Packed my overnight bag which you might as well call a mini suitcase and made my way over to Sparks place - she had invited me and another friend to stay over for the night. So we both arrived and unpacked the necessaries and all got ready for the night out carrying out the pre-going out ritual. Changing nappies in between and feeding the brat. So babysitter arrived then the taxi and we were away - or so we thought. Ten minutes into our taxi ride - myself and sparks shouted out  We had to ask the driver to take us back home so we could get our ID - there is no where in central london that you go in without ID and considering it was her birthday it would be pretty annoying going all the way up there and having to come back - so that was an extra £10 on the fair which made Sparks miserable (which doesn't take much) - so we paid £11 each and there were 3 of us which wasn't too bad. So sparks still miserable with myself and the other one walked to the bar located in soho square - the bar was nice a replica of the one by where i live - still miserable she tried to push past the bouncers - which didn't work ( to myself) She got stopped and asked for her ID - so we all got in from the cold and rain and found our group - we got a couple of drinks and had a laugh. Only to find out from the bar staff that the spot shuts at 11pm which really doesn't help. So we head off to find somewhere else to go for the rest of the night - as soon as i stepped outside i felt like i was going to freeze - about 10 steps along someone grabbed my hand and all i heard was OH MY GOD HONEY those legs are fabolous just fabolous (the gayest of gay black men and he was FINE) why he had to be gay i don't know but i just giggled and tried to get away as my group left me with this creature. As funny as he was i just wanted to get away. Shame they didn't snap me you would have balled your eyes out. So half the group went home and the 4 of us that were left went to Mc Donalds - Sparks ordered her usual Quarter pounder and i had an apple pie - not really into their food too much. So we headed for the train station to get back to our territory this is where things started to go drastically wrong - throughout the night Sparks kept saying to everyone if she didn't like something they did or said - It's my birthday you can't do that - it was getting on EVERYONE'S last nerve so she said it to me on the train so i said to her that her comment was getting as old as she was. I thought this was quite funny as did the other friend so we were laughing - Sparks got up and stomped into the next carriage - we both balled up and laughed at how pathetic she was being. She is the kind of girl that if there are 3 and she is pissed of with one she will over emphasise talking to the other so she was talking to the other friend which gave my ears a well deserved rest. So myself and the other one exchanged looks thinking exactly the same thing  So we ended up in Wimbledon and headed to the Watershed bar - one of her said usual haunts back in the day - never really took my fancy as i saw it as a hole. So we went in and even though an old haunt nobody knew her surprise surprise i had to pay to enter a hole. Once we were in there things just got worse i got in a fight at the bar and almost bottled some posh biatch. So i was not pissed but pissed off. I headed to the toilet but on my way got chatting to the only black guy in the place not all that but light entertainment was needed for such a  night. Half and hour had passed so i thought it would only be right to take my new found friend back to the group of now 3 including myself - so i took him back to the pack and did the informal intro - then ran to the toilet as by this time i was busting. By the time i got back the new friend and the other friend were grinding which was cool and Sparks face was like thunder so i found her someone to dance with and all she did was complain so i just picked up my stuff and walked out shortly followed by the other friend. We managed to get a quick taxi back to her place - she managed to jump in before we left her. She was pissed when we got back to hers and complained about how even though myself and the other friend weren't talking we would wake up the brat from the noise of eating waffles. So we went to sleep and woke up in the early hours of sunday morning got dressed and headed for starbucks. As far as i can remember with my selective memory and all that is what happened so overall i think it was a SHYT night out - what y'all think??? I know i keep holding back on reflections but at the moment really just want to sleep so even though this post is LONNGGGGG!!! I'm finally off to my bed again. Enjoy  sent
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