I was just flicking through some music vids on YouTube.com and i found this:
Well when i had finished watching it not only was i in stitches but i was speechless - very hard for even me to believe!!! I REALLY wasn't sure if he was just playing the ass but then i found some more of his "rap" vids and was even more confused see below:
OMG - if this guy is takin the piss he is doin his shyt so damn well!!!
Aside from the above people, this weekend was kinda jam packed with random things to do - but thanks to me being a bit of a scatter brain when it comes to saturday mornings i forgot half of my appointments and got my well deserved lie-in. It felt so good.
This post has been published very late as my laptop crashed and just re-opened and it is monday!!! - POOR ME!!
Monday 22nd Jan '07
First day of the week - colleague is off sick and a whole heap of work to do. On Friday afternoon i found out that someone had made a formal complaint that consisted of all of 4 lines on an email in LARGE font. Apparently i am unhelpful, rude and condascending. Basically an absolute f**kin joke. When my senior manager told me, he said that he needed to have a little chat (informal).
Monday morning comes and suddenly things have been made formal where there will be notes on my file which i am NOT happy about so i am in the process of a counter claim against not just 1 or 2 but 3 people all of which are senior management. The short way to sort all of this out would be to step to me and tell me what i said that was offensive - which for the record was nothing (witnessed). I went to the doctors surgery straight after work and i am not planning on going back for a while.
I will keep you updated as i will now have a bit of freetime on my hands. I will still be up pretty early which is a shame as i have to walk the pup which isn't a shame!!!
Well i better go peoples, so have a nice night (in the UK) have a nice rest of your day (US etc!!)
Friday evening went extremely slow especially as i was doing sod all. I spent the evening pampering my pooch (and when i say that i mean my new puppy!) - we watched tv and he watched me eat - he isn't allowed human food so he got a couple of treats. He sat with me until early morning and we both fell asleep - it felt like the sappy version of turner and hooch! - I had a chinese for dinner - highlight of a quiet evening.
As the Saturday morning weather hit me like a woman scorned - i stayed put in my bed until i absolutely had to get out "to answer the door bell" - pup was barking full blast and couldn't ignore the incescent "ding sodding dong". It was the fam - so i was sitting in my jamas clutching my baby and waiting for them to LEAVE without hinting to hard that i wanted to go back to bed! So after an hour of small talk - it clicked *ding ding ding ding ding* - i have to feed the dog!!! THEY LEFT can you believe it they LEFT - classic :D
For the rest of the day i did pretty much nothing until around midday when my favourite rich uncle came round for dinner then my friend (who i think is gay) came over to customise (rip) my jeans for the night ahead (ahhh!! good times!)
By late afternoon i was ready and raring to go - the night of my friends 21st Birthday - he will be known as "Closet King" for now "CK" for short! (the one who i think is gay) So the preparations began:
4pm - Hair in rollers 5pm - Hot bath with Lush bath products mixed (Pink water!!!) 6pm - Moisturising and choosing of an outfit 7pm - Hair out and styled (didn't turn out how i wanted it so got my hairdressers cuz to fix it up straight!) 7:30pm - Make up and finishing hair and accesory touches 7:45pm - Out the door!!!! - PARTY!
How organized am i - correct me if i am wrong blog fam but i think that was one of goals to be more organized lol!
So moving onto how the night actually went - cuzzy got to mine in time to sort out my hair as said above - then we caught a lift with the mumzy to the drop point - as soon as we got into the spot it was half jumpin - so bubblin our way to the bar we got our first LARGE round and we were on our way to drunksville.
We met up with CK around 8:45pm - he was all hyped - well drunk! as he had been in there with his peoples since around 6pm (Hi my name is CK and i am an alcoholic).
As me and the cuz has already begun as we meant to go on - we soon caught up with them but kept our heads up!! 10pm came and upstairs opened and we relocated - CK was giving it the large about how he was gonna be dancing everyone off the dancefloor - did this happen?? What do you think!! - He is not known as CK for just one reason - Hi my name is CK and my excuse for being a pussy ass is chlostrophobia - IN A CLUB!!!!
Can you believe it the queen of camp handed in his resignation for the dancefloor after 1 dance not even 10 minutes 1 DANCE!!!!!!! After retiring he begged and begged with me to go downstairs with him and that didn't happen. Me and the cuz were rollin' up as he staggered off not so much in the sunset like a wounded cowboy with his possy of 4 in tow.
So the night continued with me and the cuz - we ran into a couple of guys who were cool to jus drink with which is rare.
Then the shit hit the fan - some midget looking 4ft and a fag paper girl came up to me and the cuz - "Havin a good look are we girls??" - this is the point where i lost my temper considering i was already wound up by CK as he invited me out and left me and the cuz upstairs. My head swung round like i was in the exorcist - "Who was that (obviously playing) - OH!! It was you (lookin down!!)" I am such a bitch sorry BITCH! Midget replied " Don't get lippy yeah" It had officially become a battle - " I know you ain't talking to me you fucking pint sized gypsy" "You are looking at my man - what is your problem???" "Oh this is your man - i didn't know - oh so so so so so sorry - did you hear the sarcasm in my voice - you did oh good as it was used for a reason - now please oh please tell me why on earth i would have a problem standing at the bar talking to a couple of decent guys?? - but then wouldn't be able to tell me about that would you as you can't talk about something interesting for more than 3 seconds i believe it is called goldfish syndrome or in your case just being thick - so now get the fuck out of my ass and get to steppin..."
Well lets just say that was the end of her!!!
I am going to step off to work for now but i am sure to be back later to let you know how the rest of the night went with my cuz and her tongue and the morning after.
Today is a sad day - one of my colleagues died - he may have died yesterday but as he was a contractor the company let us know today.
I used to speak to this guy everyday and you couldn't have wished for a better colleague, always aiming to please. As this subject is just at the peak of the New Year i think it is time to set some realistic goals.
I don't think it is appropriate to set resolutions that i know for a FACT that i won't keep so goals that i most likely will keep are a better solution.
I reckon it may be a weight of ones shoulders if i set a goal for each month and if i achieve more than one per month then it's all good.
So 12 goals for 2007
1. Lose Weight 2. Get back into college 3. Get new car 4. Move out (if money permits!) 5. Get out of debt 6. Don't be such a bitch 7. Socialize at least once a week
Well people so far i only have the above as i have just had a mind blank.
Any suggestions on things that could make my life better this year???
Well better go and do some work...
New Year wishes sent to all!!!
Blogger is playing up so can't put any animations on this computer - :'(
Morning all, At the moment i am sitting at work and listening to my colleagues moan and groan about things that quite frankly i think they should be grateful for. Sorry to start off on such a bitchy note!
So...
HAPPY NEW YEAR BLOG FAM!!!
I hope you all welcomed the New Year in with Happiness and all that jazz!!
NEWSFLASH!!!!
I finally got a puppy he is beautiful - black labrador 10 weeks old - pictures are below - enjoy!
Just Chillin' Are you jokin' Tired - oh so tired! Love ya! Awww!!
So people's what do you think??
It is such a big responsibility but i love him to bits.
I don't really have much to say at the moment so i think i will leave you to look at my beauty and will be back soon.
