| Wednesday, June 27, 2007 |
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SUCCESS!!! People i have finally done it!
I have finally got my car - i am collecting after i take the dog to the vet for his jabs and drop him home.
I love it so much.
I have managed to bleach out the number plate so you can see my new baby in all of its glory - isn't he gorgeous! - I need to think of a name for him! I hope you are happy for me peoples!!!! I am ecstatic - i am heading to the coast just me and my music to stay with my auntie for a couple days and take her out in it. She is over 80 but loves the car as much as she loves me - it is a surprise for her as she doesn't know i got it yet!!! Well will catch up with you all sooner rather than later and my apologies to everyone for not reading or posting. xXx |
posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, June 27, 2007  |
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| Monday, June 25, 2007 |
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MONDAY MORNING BLUES
So as most people dread Monday morning is finally here.
Even though i worked over the weekend it was mostly fabulous!
However the events of the weekend before creep over me - the weekend before the one that has just gone i was called by my colleague.
She was pissed out of her head and she decided she wanted to ring me and take things out on me.
I did not appreciate this but nevertheless got on with things as i really could not be assed to bring things up.
She told me certain things that i didn't want to know about her personal life and then went on to tell me not to tell my other colleague. The one telling me all of this is the new girl.
I am now in two minds whether to say something or not as this is her first day back from holiday.
Second thoughts i am going to say something i will let you know how i get on!
xXx |
| posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Monday, June 25, 2007 |
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| Tuesday, June 19, 2007 |
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Not so bad after all. . .
Monday morning was not as daunting as i thought it would be.
Let me go over how terrible my weekend turned out to be!
So Friday was a pretty shit day on the work side of things as the new lady has turned out to be a bigger pain in the ass than all the rest of them!
She constantly gets things wrong and when you advise her on how to correct things she thinks you are having a go at her. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying!
So we (me and my colleague that i have worked through all the temps with!) decided to have a little chat except i chose to be excluded as they have known each other for a lot longer.
Turns out the new one jumped down my colleagues throat which pissed her and me off!
So we are not happy bunnies.
The conversation ended with my colleague asking her if she was ok and things were ok and he reply was "Yes, everything is fine!"
On Friday evening i went to collect the rest of my wages from the nightclub and was planning on staying there to jam for a while, however i got a phone call.
Now here is me thinking that it might be from himself or even my mum at least!
But no it was from the new one at work - she was PISSED beyond belief and started having a go at me about how myself and my colleague have made her feel like shit all week as we have been picking on her about not doing the job right!
This is a 50 or more year old woman people and she is bitchin like she is about 5 - maybe its the menopause but my colleague is going through that and yeah she is a bit of a pain but she is still cool as cool can be!
I figured out that she called me and not my colleague as i am too nice to tell her to FUCK HERSELF KINDLY!
Whereas my colleague is not!!!
She said some really horrible things which really fucked me off but i didn't want to ring my colleague to tell her as i am not a selfish enough person to spoil someone elses weekend.
So needless to say i needed cheering up so the boyfriend took me to see Fantastic 4 - it was great! - Cinema was packed out and half way through the movie someones cellphone started ringing *Attitude Gyal* - i wanted to bruk out doing Dutty Wine!!!!
I restrained myself - which is a bit of a shame for the members of public i think they would have enjoyed me making an ass of myself!
So the film was great and i was on a HIGH! until i went outside.
I went to my car and about 10 feet away the b/f says to me - "Oh here we go" - I was like "WTF?"
Then i see it a big yellow parking ticket slapped on my windshield by some C*** I dont like that word but hey!.
There are no hours displayed on the road to say that i cannot park and i was not on the double yellow line.
That bastard just wanted to meet his quota for the end of the day or week considering there was a car directly ahead of me across the double yellow line and the time was 10:59pm - how ridiculous have these peoples not got homes to go to or girlfriends to get jiggy with!!!
It really riled me up and then the anger of the phone call got to me.
I tossed and turned that night and the night after until Monday came and i let it all out.
Monday Morning
There were no tears just pure anger - my colleague is in shared anger with me and may the lord help the new one when she gets back on Monday morning.
It'll be like smack down.
Today
As it is Tuesday now and nearly time to go home i must say after both of us venting our anger we feel much better - we also have chocolate and i have some great news!
If any of you remember that i applied for the midwifery assistant post well i spoke to the assistant director of the Midwifery side of things and i asked her if she had any idea if i had got the job and she said "Yes that i am a certain on her list"
So i am happy for now!
I have written a letter to contest my parking ticket and i should be getting in contact with trading standards about the a-holes that sold me my dog who has very bad leg problems and promised he was absolutely fine.
Well for now i am going to sign off and leave you to enjoy the afternoon.
Thanks for stopping by
As always
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| posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Tuesday, June 19, 2007 |
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| Wednesday, June 06, 2007 |
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I SMELL MONEY
Sorry for any typos in advance! So i spent the past weekend in the Shires (Kinda like the Hamptons for the US) - as soon as we got into the town i knew we were in the Countryside!
The cars, the houses, the tar on the roads!
Another formal function with shoes and a dress to match (sort of!) - i was surrounded by money this time - you could smell it leaking out of their pockets. Then as always there was one crowd of women that were the wannabees.
I don't mind socializing with rich people as i can totally get where they are coming from - i mean it must be hard thinking of so many things that you could do with sooooo much money!!!
BUT i draw the line at wannabee's they really F*** me off - Sorry! - They were talking about their odd bikini wax here and there and how acupuncture is definitely a must!
I rolled my eyes and sidled over to the bar where i was then told that not only was the room paid for but all my drinks etc - EVERYTHING!
I had a couple of Martini's with Lemonade and then went up to get ready for the evening ahead which i was now definite that i would make the most of drink wise. All i had to do was sign for my drinks and whatever and it would be taken care of - how cool!
So let's take things upto the bedroom - himself was already in with shoes kicked off and feet up watching TV (Sports!)
Me being me had to scope this place out - I walked around slowly surveying the wardrobes and the decor along with the flat screen TV that he was watching, the side tables and then the what should be called dining table which a couple could sit and have breakfast in their room.
This table was covered neatly with a tray full of 4 Crystal glasses - 2 of which Wine glasses and the other for water.
2 Glass bottles of expensive looking water - 1 Sparkling and the other Still just waiting to be opened but whispering to me "look behind me". An ice bucket was seductively placed behind the water and crystals with a pair of tongue for a ladylike pick up ice that would go in the bucket.
The bucket then whispered "Over there, look over there" - i followed my nose which then lead me to the solution as to why there were two wine glasses - MINIBAR! - 2 bottles of chilled wine 1 Red and the other White with 4 Cokes 2 Orange Juices 2 Bottles of Chilled Water same as the table ones and a couple bottles of bud.
The expression on my face showed " Nice!" - The phone rang *RING* (Sound effects!!!!)
"Ms Bite, This is reception, Mr S***** has requested us to tell you and your partner that you may order room service and have full service of the mini bar and he will settle your bill when necessary at the end of your stay"
I replied "Well thank you very much, tell him we send our KINDEST regards and will see him for dinner at 7"
Sounds so posh doesn't it!!!!
So we had a bottle of water each and himself who doesn't drink had a Coke whilst i showered and got ready for dinner.
I was dressed and ready for action all that i was waiting for was my man to sort his uniform out and we were good to go!
We looked good!
All the ladies were swooning over him and his uniform - i rolled my eyes once again and sidled over to the bar - Double Martini and Lemonade and under the instruction of Mr S***** i charged it to the room.
Then there he was Mr S***** - my uncle. Such a quiet yet cool guy.
Hard not to love him. He had things to do so he bid us a great night and disappeared. Kinda like Spidey - does his good deed then he is off!!!
We were seated for dinner and got talking to a couple of Americans about mobile phones - they told us they could live without theirs and i gladly obliged to take them off their hands!!! - They joked with us and i wasn't joking!!!!!
So the night then moved onto a very drunken raffle for most of the room - in my stupor it was a bit of a bitch that i won the only present on the list that i really didn't want but because each single ticket was £1 and the prizes numbered you were stuck with what you got.
My Prize - A bottle of Brandy - why me? - I don't even drink Brandy i loathe the stuff so in an attempt of goodwill without thinking of what encouragement i was giving i gave the bottle to my dad.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! - I'm joking this time - HONESTLY!!!
After the raffle i was juiced enough for a month let alone the night! - So we headed outside for a little stroll until my feet started SEVERELY hurting - they were hurting at the beginning but this was off or bust!!!
So he took me to bed! - In every sense of the word! - I get weird when drunk so i most definitely will not be divulging any info about what happened afterwards - let's just say i woke up late - VERY late the next day!
Only in the morning of us leaving did i notice one of the best things in the room - no people not the soap - the BATHROBES - after sleeping on White Cotton sheets i was wrapped in a fluffy white towel after my shower then in a big white fluffy Bathrobe - Oh i wanted it for keeps but then i noticed a little note on both of them.
I can't remember the exact message (Note to self: take pictures next time!)
It went something like this:
To our dear Enthusiastic customer, as much as we can understand that you may have fallen in love with this luscious piece of drying equipment we must remind you that it has been used by many of our caring guests like yourself (it is washed!) but we urge you to leave it for someone else to receive the love you have from this wonderful product - however for just a few of your little pound coins you can purchase your very own from main reception ext ****.
Ok my initial reaction was eeeewwwww - someone else has been all coochied up in this bathrobe - YIK! - then i went onto thinking you are charging how much for rooms and you are being so stingy of these luscious (as they put it) products.
I would be saving you the hassle of washing it again - then i thought - ah well Primark must have one similar for about £10 nevertheless a bit disheartened!!!
So we got dressed packed, thanked the Uncle and then headed home.
All in all a DAMN FINE weekend as the weather was cool as!!
Hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.
Note to TTD - I didn't take the robe anyway! - HONEST!
My uncle would have been charged if i did :(
Well i'm offskies from work for the day so later lovelies!
xXx |
| posted by a Princess @ Heart @ Wednesday, June 06, 2007 |
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| Friday, June 01, 2007 |
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LUDICROUS BEHAVIOUR
Ludicrous: –adjective
causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable: a ludicrous lack of efficiency.
My workplace has officially banned MySpace including all of the clever loopholes that i found - it is RIDICULOUS.
People keep telling me to wait until i get home but i really don't have the time to sit on it at home - i have free time at work at which i do nothing so i go on there.
Not a good thing to say on blogger as one would have thought i would be on here but if you have nothing to say then say nothing right?
Anyway moving on!!!!!
I do actually have something to say well a couple of things!
Firstly - i went for dinner at such a cool place last week - it used to be a usual haunt for me and the person i went with but as we lost touch we stopped going there.
Our usual joint menu mostly consisted of BBQ Chicken and Cheese Nachos - the place is called El Chicos!!!
Your table candle is strategically placed in a used Tequila bottle whilst the table clothes are wipe clean and the menus are as old as me!!!
However the service is fabulous and the price is cheap so thumbs up from me!
So let me track back:
Myself and my good friend who will be known as P considering my imagination at this point of Friday afternoon lacks many things!
We used to be there at least every two weeks - the Nachos were FANTASTIC guacamole and everything.
I am sad to say that the tradition of these sauces were not kept up but the Nachos are still out of this world!
Moving onto my next subject which is funnily enough my first subject - MYSPACE
Why have they banned it? - Well this is the reason i got from the Networks Manager
[Snake]
Sites like this are being blocked as a general rule and the Internet should only be used for official Trust business as per our Internet usage policy. If you can offer a business justification as to why you need access to this site please forward this request to Stu Powers.
thanks
[Network Boss]
My reply for this email has not yet been written as i have no idea what i can say - therefore i am trying to get my hands on the Usage Policy which is nowhere to be seen so i can find a loophole.
People if you have ANY suggestions on what i can say back to this patronising a**hole then please let me know as i will include your comments in my reply if not too rude!!!! - I thought networking would be a good one but i am in the admin dept so who am i networking with?!!!
Bit of a short one but if i think of anything else i will edit - my hands are tired now so must go.
xXx
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